THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND'S BUTT

YAY!!!! IT'S TUESDAY... AND NOT JUST ANY TUESDAY, BUT AureliaBluesDay TUESDAY!!!! 

I've missed you all sooooooooo much, Young Lovers! I've also been busy thinking of new ways to make this blog even better and more awesome than usual. I have to say though that finding out my Tweep, Roni Loren @RoniLoren   was actually involved in legal "stuff" over the innocent use of borrowed images for her blog has been a major buzz kill. (btw, Roni is an awesome writer. She writes grown-up stuff, but if you are grown-up or have your grown-up's permission (Auntie Raley does not endorse censorship of any kind, nor does she endorse young folks looking at inappropriate web material, so if you don't meet those criteria, she just laid forth; you are on your own and she is looking the other way) you might want to check her out:  
http://www.roniloren.com/


So in the wake of the controversy over bloggers using google images or other borrowed images and then possibly getting sued, I offer you a picture of my boyfriend's butt.

My boyfriend's butt belongs to me, ergo this image is mine. This fact is further exemplified by the fact that it appears with the DVD's of The Mexican and Jerry Maguire. These are my own copies of these films and therefore I retain the right to take pics of them and use them as my own images for blogging purposes, right?

(Also, I must proffer my mega thanks to Axl for his help. Yes, Young Lover's, his only response was, "Will I be wearing pants or not?" And he asked that matter-of-factly, hand on fly. Yeah, he's a trooper. ;) )

I mean I did buy them both out of the 5$ bin at Walmart. The fact that Axl the boyLovey is physically incapable of not rhythmically mutter-singing "el camino, el camino..." every time he passes one on the highway, surely further implies I have a right to use these images, esp. in conjunction with a photo of his butt. But (but, hee hee... a little Threesome with Laura Flynn Boyle, Stephen Balwin and Josh Charles humor, for your enjoyment there... ;) ) if you require further evidence, Jerry Maguire is of course a Blue household staple ever since Axl told SuperFlyCuz he loved it so much he cried. Without batting an eyelash. Even as SuperFlyCuz looked visibly freaked and not so stealthily moved his rear end in the opposite direction.

*RaleyBlueNote: Clearly SuperFlyCuz has issues with his own masculinity. ;)


For your further perusal and verification here is a picture of PengBlue holding a copy of Polish Wedding. She is also making me a delicious over-sized campfire marshmallow, which of course verifies this too, is my own image.

And here we have picture of KatBlue holding the very ancient VHS copy of The Emerald Forest that I stole, um.. I mean, permanently borrowed.... from my mom's house, which makes it mine. Not to mention the giant kitty face belongs to Kat's extensive kitty cat tee collection. Kat clearly belongs to me until she is 18 or able to feed and shelter herself. So this is clearly my image. You would agree right?

And of course here's Ironman, SonnyBlue holding my copy of Top Gun. As evidenced by his shirt, he often feels the need, the need for speed. He does not however, particularly love the 80's. In fact he doesn't really even remember them. But I do. So that of course proves this image is mine. I mean really it's so simple. People, why are we fighting? As Billy says in The War, why can't we all share the fort?

Not to be outdone, BabyBoyBlue has chosen to pose with my copy of Avatar. We thought it would be a nice touch for him to wear his blue blankey thing in keeping with the blue theme. Nice isn't it? This display of artistry should of course trigger your recognition of a true Raley Blue Original and therefore be referenced as my own original image. It should not however be used as a prophylactic. I speak from experience as it was the movie I saw with Axl the night I conceived BabyBoy... oh wait, SonnyBoy just reminded me it came out in '09... I must be thinking of another Thanksgiving... Yeah so use it at your own risk, I guess, lol, but remember, this image is mine.

But you can borrow it.

If you want to.

In fact, you can borrow any of my images just as long as you don't go around saying my cute kids and my cute boyfriend's butt are your own. Then I'd be really mad.

But as long as you're just using them for good clean blogging fun, have at it! In fact I'm going to make this process less complicated and more user friendly.

This is my bedspread. I got it as my very special Mother's Day prezzie from my children last year. They have dropped food on it, bled on it, and made forts across the living room with it. That makes it mine. I have a right to photograph it and let you borrow it.

This, friends, is my Uni-Duck. Obviously, only Raley Blue would take a pic of her Uni-Duck on her kid blooded, fort bedspread. So you can rest assured it is my own image.

NOW FOR THE REAL MAGIC:

 In the immortal word most hated by literary agents everywhere: VOILA!!!!!!!!!! Images that are certifiably Aurelia Blue Originals. Now you never need to fear the picture police will get you as long as you make sure the images you borrow have the Raley Blue self-proclaimed-patented Uni-Duck Bloody Bedspread Setup. 

And just for fun and added blogging purposes:

IT  WORKS GREAT WITH BOOKS TOO. Special thanks to SonnyBlue for the use of his book as well as for enlightening me of the fact that Mon Motha was the last survivor of the old Republic... or something.... I kinda tuned out there... I just wanted the image so I could write, "many Bothan's died to bring us this information..." But anyway, special thanks to him for caring about my intergalactic knowledge base. I do appreciate the effort. I also appreciate my Uni-Duck taking Force advice from Obi-Wan... but I digress.

Anyhoo, glad to be back to celebrating AureliaBluesdayTuesday with you again, Young Lovers! And as ever,
                              <3 FROM ME 2 YOU, LOVE RALEY BLUE <3